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I got pimples all over my face. So how should I take care of my skin?

First off, we feel your pain. Pimples suck. No way around it. We all get them and we all want to punch these bastards in the face. Here are some quick nuggets you should keep in mind when taking care of your skin. Clean very gently, cause you got sensitive land mines all over the place. Avoid touching your face and handling your skin. We know its hard, but trust us. Shave carefully, cause you don’t want to hack up your face every morning. That’s about it. Oh yeah, and buy our product.

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